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Rumors : uncle murder is changing his name.

 

That’s understandable. I guess he got tired of scaring white people…

or wanted to make some money.

via allhiphop

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bye, mike jack (r.i.p.)

thrillaaaa...

BREAKING NEWS: Hip Hop has reportedly come back from the dead

by: LuRock Jones (ahh.com)
After being diagnosed with a terminal disease after the 2006 outbreak of Laffy Taffy hip hop had been getting weaker rapidly. She was later pronounced dead December 19 2006 by recording artist Nas. Many of her followers had lost hope after the years without any sign of her but others stood stedfast in the belief she would one day return. Even after reports began to surface that she had been murdered, police could not press charges because of the abundance of suspects….

Almost 3 years later rumors have gained traction that her return was eminent. Some believe that she has reincarnated through several characters.

Most known of her Characters was Kanye West who has since drawn scruntiny for excesive creativity, unpredictability and abuse of the dying fad auto-tune. He has also been charged with several counts of faggotry (aaahahahahaaaa) overall just being suspect.

Also from the city of Chicago reigns another one of her known characters Lupe Fiasco. Lupe has also drawn scrutiny for his disappearing acts and is charged with weirdness.

original post here

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crotch shots anyone?

there’s a man 4 every woman.

there’s a website/page 4 every perv.

thanks for abrubtly ending drey’s

online celeb-crotch-pic search.

if money is the root of all evil;

then pussy’s gotta be the tree.

(see pics after the jump)

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it’s obama’s fault

by: rhymefest(ahh.com)The other day I was watching the news and an interesting story ran that President Obama took his wife on a date using the Marine 1 Helicopter for the short flight from DC to New York. “What a waste of taxpayer’s money!” One conservative yelled out. As another cried, “GM is going into bankruptcy, and Obama & Michelle are having steaks in the village.” You know, after a little over 100 days, I tend to agree. So here is a little list of a lot of other meaningless things that we can blame Obama for:

My wife walked out on me. It’s Obama’s fault, why does he have to be so good to Michelle in pubic?

The black dropout rate & incarceration rates are still at an all time high. It’s Obama’s fault, he was supposed to give us reparations.

Judge Sotomayor will soon be confirmed to the Supreme Court. Hispanics are still taking our jobs! It’s Obama’s fault!

I shot some nigga because he tried to charge me $11.00 for a dime bag. It’s Obama’s fault! He gave the banks a bail out, what about the neighborhood drug dealer?

My father said I was accident. It’s Obama’s fault! He wasn’t born soon enough to be an example to my father.

I can’t blame being unemployed on racism anymore. It’s Obama’s fault. He shouldn’t have the best job in the world based solely on his qualifications.

That goddamn Barack Obama, what will he do next?

read entire article by rhymefest here
‘fest’s the manual mixtape is out btw
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hardy har har

        jay-z                                            not jay-z

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading

down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first

bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.

” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50

times in a year, you could learn from him.” They proceed

to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65

times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says,

“This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a

month. You can learn from this one, also.” They proceeded

to the last bull and his sign said: “This

we’ve come so far

spoiler alert

jesus dies on pg. 681
http://www.afrojacks.com/
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