ooh whee – fo’ tweneeee

smoke ’em if u got ’em baaaaaabaayyyy

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When Capitalism Meets Cannabis

BOULDER, Colo.       ANYONE who thinks it would be easy to get rich selling marijuana in a state where it’s legal should spend an hour with Ravi Respeto, manager of the Farmacy, an upscale dispensary here that offers Strawberry Haze, Hawaiian Skunk and other strains of Cannabis sativa at up to $16 a gram.

She will harsh your mellow.

“No M.B.A. program could have prepared me for this experience,” she says, wearing a cream-colored smock made of hemp. “People have this misconception that you just jump into it and start making money hand over fist, and that is not the case.”

Since this place opened in January, it’s been one nerve-fraying problem after another. Pot growers, used to cash-only transactions, are shocked to be paid with checks and asked for receipts. And there are a lot of unhappy surprises, like one not long ago when the Farmacy learned that its line of pot-infused beverages could not be sold nearby in Denver. Officials there had decided that any marijuana-tinged consumables had to be produced in a kitchen in the city.

“You’d never see a law that says, ‘If you want to sell Nike shoes in San Francisco, the shoes have to be made in San Francisco,’ ” says Ms. Respeto, sitting in a tiny office on the second floor of the Farmacy. “But in this industry you get stuff like that all the time.”

2-year-old boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day

BEIJING, May 30 — Taking a deep drag on his cigarette while resting on the steering wheel of his truck, he looks like a parody of a middle-aged lorry driver.

But the image covers up a much more disturbing truth: At just the tender age of two, Ardi Rizal’s health has been so ruined by his 40-a-day habit that he now struggles to move by himself.

The four-stone Indonesia toddler is certainly far too unfit to run around with other children – and his condition is set to rapidly deteriorate.

His mother, Diana, 26, wept: “He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.”

But, despite local officials’ offer to buy the Rizal family a new car if the boy quits, his parents feel unable to stop him because he throws massive tantrums if they don’t indulge him.

this is your captain speaking…

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Afeni Shakur Hit With Felony Charges Over Drugs

(AllHipHop News) Afeni Shakur, mother of world famous rapper Tupac Shakur, will appear in court in May, after she was arrested earlier this month and charged with posession of marijuana.

According to the Fayetteville Observer, Shakur was arrested by state alcohol agents.

Police arrested Shakur on Friday, April 16th and hit with a number of charges, including felony possession of marijuana, maintaining a vehicle, dwelling or place for a controlled substance and simple possession of a controlled substance.

Shakur, 63, lives in Lumberton, North Carolina, where she oversees the estate of Tupac Shakur.

Mrs. Shakur was released on $10,000 bond and is due in court in Robeson County District Court on May 10th.

Tupac chronicled his mother’s battle with substance abuse on his hit 1995 single “Dear Mama.”

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#0161
“My hands are so huge, and my computer is very high also.”
(From: Lake Mary, FL)

#0158
“Slowly rolled to a stop at a green light last night…”
(From: Seattle, WA)

#0157
“I love driving around in the winter with the windows open, and the heat on blast. It feels amazing.”
(From: Fairbanks, AK)

#0151
“I dropped chocolate crumbs onto my bare chest and they melted. My tongue isn’t long enough to lick them off.
(From: Newcastle, UK)

#0147
“One of my friends just stood up and exclaimed, ‘My brain, my brain! I’ve forgotten everything!’ Then he left without another word.”
(From: Alma, MI)

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‘erb music…devin the dude

dtd 1    dtd 2    dtd 3

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grasscity

geah…get right

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get ure wings on

lets refer to burnin weed as flying…

smoking: puttin the wings on, going upstairs, hitting the roof, birding it, turnin airplane, pilot, go aviator

joint, blunt, loaded pipe:  boarding pass,  ticket

smoking area:  tarmac, runway, airport, flight school

high: airbourne, upstairs, bumpin into geese, hang-gliding

& we all know when ure high is coming down you got on our landing gear.  devin the dude refere to his smoke as coughee…good stuff.

throw ure dub-ya up baby baaaaaby…

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