lets say you went into a coma in 2001 and woke up in 2011

what would you think about todays hip hop since you been away.
i would think: your’e  telling me that hype man from hot boyz is the biggest rapper out now.

 What’s swag?

 when did niggas like circus music????

Theres a black preisdent now? music must of changed.

So we rockin skinny jeans wit chains connected to our wallets now*

what is the stanky leg?
sumbody go get that Detox album and let me hear it.
Cash Money only consist of Lil Wayne now, and he’s the hottest thing in rap?

Damn this nigga Puffy is STILL a factor in Hip Hop!

Fat Joe is skinny now?

The fat kid off of Onyx song ‘React’ was actually running rap for awhile and ruined Ja Rules career?

Houston was on top of the Hip Hop scene and the Ghetto Boyz werent involved?

Atlanta and Miami are the new Black Mecca’s?

The dude from Nickelodeon married Mariah Carey?

3-6 Mafia is only 2 niggas now? And they won a Oscar, WTF!!??

wtf happened to jay after the blueprint?!

wtf happened to dmx?!

who the fuck is this game guy name droppin dre every couple of lines?!

rocafella broke up?

how many fuckin rappers died?! 

so we jockin the white boys style & swag we used to clown on back in the day now???…niggaz really think the hangover is a good movie???…i thought ya’ll hated napoleon dynamite…chicks is dykes now but you have a 10 year old son when you was callin tyrone??..niggaz wear their little sisters clothes now and try to hopscotch betetter than they did now??..that’s wassup..niggaz have a mr.t haircut now??…enjoy his hairline too…the lakers and celtics are rivals again.???…lakers still winnin…niggaz wearin levi jeans again???..wears your jheri curls/high top fade,new jack swing,lunch box cell phone,la gear sneakers,kangol hat,boom box,dookie gold chains,crack rocks talking about i got it made???…tyler perry is the only black director now??..outkast don’t make albums no more??….niggaz rock hollister???..NIGGAZ ROCK HOLLISTER???…SERIOUSLY THO…NIGGAZ ROCK HOLLISTER!!!!AND RAP ABOUT HAS BEEN POP STARS AND SOUP???…WHITE PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER RAP NOW????
 Skinny jeans and mokawks??
No ones singing their own hooks anymore…
No new outcast music?
Damn look at Pac’s cd section! I guess he WAS hiding in Cuba…
Whats with the techno shit? 

What happened to the Towers now?

And why are these niggas patting me down and screening me at the airlines? Fuccin faggots

A homosexual Canadian Jew is running this rap shit?

Bow Wow is using foul language in his music?

Ugly white hoes get a pass for saying “nigga”?

Why couldn’t you assholes pull the plug and let me die peacefully?

 Rick Ross got out a jail and started rapping?

dam scarface locked up for child supprt?
wtf is this auto tune?
and why are rappers and folks that can’t sing actually singing?
and why are folks at live performances blatantly lip synching?
 
Some things I may say after waking up:“Aye what ever happened with the Jay-Z and Nas beef?… Man I Nas had to end that niggas career after Ether… What does Jay do now? He working at McDonalds?”

“Kanye West?… who’s that?… Oh he produced Izzo on Blueprint… that’s cool well what about him?”

Allen Iverson’s not in the NBA anymore????

Df .. nigga’s aint Em fans anymore?

That better be Detox part III they talking about!

gay rap is the trend now?

 

Wait,say it slowly this time- Michael. Jackson. Is……Dead?
and James Brown?
and Richard Pryor?
and Rick James?
and Ray Charles?
and Issac Hayes?
and Bernie Mac?
and Luther?
and Jam Master Jay?
and ODB?
and George Carlin?
huh….Gary Coleman!! naw nigga
Wonderful. Why did u even wake me up

Say his name again…Bah-Rock O-Bomb-Ah…
 
How the fuck Jay even get near Beyonce?
 
Ain’t nobody fuck Free yet?

I told yall somethin was wrong wit Kobe.

Lee-Brawn James, thats how u say it? No way that niggas 26, u see his hairline….whos this nigga Oden, his older brother? He’s younger than him?!? Fuck Outta Here yo get my nurse in here

Damn Kim still look good, i thought she woulda stopped wearin them wigs by now but her ass goT fat yo…..Huh…*Spits out drink* You’re telling me THAT’S Lil Kim?

Is that Larry Johnson making movies now? nigga whats a Tyler perry?? Oh my….WOW!!….naw yo….ur fucking lying…..Really?! and women actually believe this bullshit?! Fuck, someone find me a hooker

So this bitch fucked a bunch of rappers, and someone thought it would be a good idea to give her a book deal and now bitches want their own tv shows just for fucking niggas?? *long sigh* Where’s that hooker?

This niggas from Canada!? How’d he even get here…dude looks like Bert from Sesame Street..whats wrong with his hand?…Degrassi? the fuck is that? Noggin? nigga i was in a coma cuz i got hit in my noggin u tryna play me…huh? oh, its a television channel ok………naw yo, in a wheelchair though? So explain to me why he’s always whining? He’s half jewish!! That explains it…He sounds like a bulldyke..he seems like a butch lesbian

 The Saint’s won a super bowl!
Luda a actor now!
Jamie Foxx goofy ass won an Oscar!
Who the f**k is this soft ass n***a drake!
WTF is with all these movie sqeuls!
WTF auto-tune made a comeback!
Nas got married and the b***h took all his money!
WTF Jordan old ass came back to the NBA!
WHAT BET took off Rap City and Uncut and who tha f**k are these wack ass people on 106 & Park!
WTF Beyonce married this ugly ass n***a Jay-Z!
WTF that b***h from the mystical video wrote a book!
What happened to the world trade center!
Who the f**k is this Lil’ Kim wannabe!
What the hell Eminiem is still relavant!
What happened to Ja Rule he was putting out some gangsta ish!

and Barry White?

Put me on to the 10yrs of heat i’ve missed from Roc-A-Fella…….wait what the Roc split? Na nigga fuck outta here (haha) Dame and jay tighter than brothers you lying right?

 *After destroying my radio for playing the fuck out of Travis Porter and Waka Flaka, turns on TV to view Rap City for some real Hip Hop……….sees 106 and Park…………..reaches for a pistol………*

 

No homo ninja?

 

 

how many mics did Detox get…

huh what you mean the source magazine aint still around? check it on my what? wtf is a smartphone…

ok well at least let me hear detox for myself i been waiting on that cd for a min…

you dont have cds? wtf is an ipod….

 ahh
 
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